Ode to Beavis & Butthead

Music videos are no longer played on MTV
And your episodes have been
Chopped up by your creator
Into well-packaged DVDs and you
Dudes never even new what a DVD was.
You never knew how much you meant
To all the inappropriate children out there
Who loved you for what you'd do
That we could not do
Because we'd been born unlucky enough
To not be cartoons eating nachos
But we all tried and yearned to score
We fucking yearned to score
And there is no shame in that far greater
Is the shame of the milk toast the mild
Who never try to score who never say
Anything
Inappropriate who go through life pretending
To be smarter than they are, more well
Bred than they are never touching the core
of what they could have been.

Yes, I said "touching the core".
Heh heh, heh heh.