Monday, February 06, 2006

How to Deal with a Thief

If you try to steal my wallet one more time,
Serious consequences will ensue.

You don't believe me?
Just try! Just dip into my
babysitting money one
More time you freakish
Drunkard with your big
Beer guzzling throat and
Tremendously LOUD voice,
Out-shouting everyone and
Their Mom. Buying drink
After drink like you think you're
Some sort of Captain of Industry.

Sure, laugh it up now,
Mr. Happy Go Lucky,
But we'll have to work all this off
Together, in the Poor House
Of weekend revelery.

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