Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Jesus Song (For Ned, Who Sat With Me on That Christian Music Only Bus Ride)

Jesus,
You are my Jesus.
Better than Cheez-its,
Jesus!

Jesus,
You are Awesome.
You are truly
Magic.

That thing you did with water & wine?
Fuck ya!

Jesus,
What did you think
Of the "art piece"
Piss Christ?

I bet it pissed you off,
Didn't it?

Jesus,
You are
My Jesus.

Better than Cheez-its,
Jesus.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ned Flanders?

David Oppegaard said...

not exactly.

David Oppegaard said...

Have you heard the Cash cover of that song? It's sort of creepy.